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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil



pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡





affectedline:

hellbunnyshutch:

Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

^^^^


after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.




njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm





chachipistachis:

ranyakumo:

4chanofficial:

SHIT SHIT SHIT

all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass



thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good





sighotic:

fahbulus:

i’ve seen this photo so many times over the past few years and i only just noticed the guy pulling the finger omg

 



netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage







hermyonie:

lionvillage:

public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc. and you expect them to be perfect students like no

private school is also a joke you do the exact same thing, make everything harder, and also charge money for it








ohdaesusie:



gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk